3 DVDs. Color/6 hrs/NR/fullscreen.

The season gets 5 Stars over all rating.

Rainforest Shmainforest 5 Stars - This is part one of an unofficial two parter. Gust voice Jennifer Aniston. The boys get sent to Costa Rica (Someone that rated this said Puerto Rico, not a true fan if he can't even get the location right, I'm sure he'll revise his review when he reads this) by Mr. Mackey to sing in the kids choir "Getting Gay with Kids". The group gets lost in the Rainforest when a reptile eats their guide. Cartman saves the day.

Spontaneous Combustion 5 Stars - This is part two of an unofficial two parter. The mayor wants Stan's dad to figure out why the citizens of South Park are spontaneously combusting and Stan and Kyle Crucify Cartman so that he can be resurrected. In hopes that Kyle's dad can get an erection.

The Succubus 4 Stars - The boys become worried when chef falls in love with a demon sent from hell in the shape of a woman. Cartman has all kinds of eye problems.

Tweek vs. Craig 5 Stars - The boys bet on who would win in a fight between Tweek and Craig and then instigate the fight.

Jackovasaurs 4 Stars - The kids discover an ancient race of creatures. However, they are the most annoying creatures ever to exist. Cartman get "Authority"

Sexual Harassment Panda 4 Stars - A man in a panda suit comes to South Park to teach kids about sexual harassment after the town realizes there is a sexual harassment problem in the community.

Cat Orgy 5 Stars - This is part one of an unofficial three parter. Ms. Cartman goes to a Meteor Shower Party at Mr. Mackey's house. Cartman and Shelly fight with each other while she is baby-sitting him and Shelly's twenty something year old boyfriend Skyler comes over.

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub 5 Stars - This is part two of an unofficial three parter. Stan and Kyle's dad end up in a hot tub together naked and they do something in front of each other. Stan is stuck in Mr. Mackey's basement with Butters, Pip, and Dougie during the Meteor Shower Party. The FBI/ATF thinks it's a cult party and they try to break it up.

Jewbilee 5 Stars - This is part three of an unofficial three parter. Kyle and Kenny go to a Jewish scout camp. This is the same night as the Meteor Shower.

What makes this an unofficial three part series is that all three episodes are on the night of the Meteor Shower, all four boys are in one of the three episodes and the FBI/ATF is seen speeding to Mr. Mackey's house in all three episodes.

Chinpokomon 5 Stars - Some familiar looking Japanese toys brainwash every kid in America and convince the children to attack Pearl Harbor for Japanese honor.

Starvin Marvin in Space 5 Stars - The Boys help Starvin Marvin when some missionaries invade his country. A Star Wars spoof

Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery 4 Stars - The Band Korn help the boys solve a Halloween mystery in this hilarious Scooby-Doo spoof.

Hooked on Monkey Phonics 5 Stars - Two strange, sheltered home-school kids decide to go to South Park Elementary.

The Red Badge of Gayness 5 Stars - Cartman decides to conquer America and change the outcome of the Civil War to win a bet with Stan and Kyle.

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics 5 Stars - a collection of South Park Christmas songs, hosted by none other than Mr. Hankey.

Are you there God? It's Me, Jesus 5 Stars - Jesus is upset that no one cares about him anymore. Cartman thinks he is having a period because he's bleeding out of his backside. He rubs it in to the other boys saying that he has hit puberty before them.

World Wide Recorder Concert 5 Stars - The boys come up with an outrageous plan to get revenge on some New York kids who made fun of them. The plan involves finding the brown note, a note that when played make you loose control of your BMs.

Not sure what if any Special Features will be included. I would love to see Parker/Stone Commentaries on at least a few episodes.

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south park at its best  Jan 19, 2004
This is one of the greatest seasons for south park. You could watch these over and over, with out comercials!!!

Rainforest Shmainforest - The boys get sent to Costa Rica by Mr. Mackey to sing in the kids choir "Getting Gay with Kids". While there, the group gets lost in the jungle. Jennifer Aniston is hilarious as the choir teacher-8/10

Spontaneous Combustion - The mayor wants Stan's dad to figure out why the citizens of South Park are spontaneously combusting. Also, Stan and Kyle tie Cartman to a cross so that he can be ressurected-9/10

The Succubus - The boys become worried when chef falls in love with a weird woman and gets engaged to her. This is the first appearance of chef's hilarious parents-10/10

Tweek vs. Craig - The boys bet on who would win in a fight between Tweek and Craig-9/10

Jackovasaurs - The kids discover an ancient race of creatures. However, they are the most annoying creatures ever to exist-7/10

Sexual Harassment Panda - A man in a panda suit comes to south park to teach kids about sexual harassment-9/10

Cat Orgy - Cartman and Shelly fight with each other while she is baby-sitting him-10/10

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub - Stan is stuck in Mr. Mackeys basement with Butters, Pip, and Dougie during a party-9/10

Jewbilee - Kyle and Kenny go to a Jewish scout meeting-7/10

Chinpokomon - some familiar looking Japanese toys brainwash every kid in America-9/10

Starvin Marvin in Space - The Boys help Starvin Marvin when some missionairies invade his country-9/10

Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery - The Band Korn help the boys solve a Halloween mystery in this hilarious Scooby-Doo spoof-9/10

Hooked on Monkey Phonics - Two strange, sheltered home-school kids decide to go to South Park Elementary-10/10

The Red Badge of Gayness - Cartman decides to conquer America and change the outcome of the Civil War to win a bet with Stan and Kyle-9/10

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics - a collection of South Park Christmas songs-9/10

Are you there God? It's Me, Jesus - Jesus is upset that no one cares about him anymore. Cartman thinks he is having a period-9/10

World Wide Recorder Concert - The boys come up with a ridiculous plan to get revenge on some New York kids who made fun of them-10/10

All of these episodes are hilarious. You have to buy this.

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Best. Season. Ever.  Sep 11, 2003 By bill :)
The Third season of South Park is by far the best season. Nothing could top this. Every episode is hilarious, even Jackovasaurs. Since I am the first reviewer, I will list the episodes.

Rainforest Shmainforest - The boys get sent to Costa Rica by Mr. Mackey to sing in the kids choir "Getting Gay with Kids". While there, the group gets lost in the jungle. Jennifer Aniston is hilarious as the choir teacher.

Spontaneous Combustion - The mayor wants Stan's dad to figure out why the citizens of South Park are spontaneously combusting. Also, Stan and Kyle tie Cartman to a cross so that he can be ressurected.

The Succubus - The boys become worried when chef falls in love with a weird woman and gets engaged to her. This is the first appearance of chef's hilarious parents.

Tweek vs. Craig - The boys bet on who would win in a fight between Tweek and Craig.

Jackovasaurs - The kids discover an ancient race of creatures. However, they are the most annoying creatures ever to exist.

Sexual Harassment Panda - A man in a panda suit comes to south park to teach kids about sexual harassment.

Cat Orgy - Cartman and Shelly fight with each other while she is baby-sitting him.

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub - Stan is stuck in Mr. Mackeys basement with Butters, Pip, and Dougie during a party.

Jewbilee - Kyle and Kenny go to a Jewish scout meeting.

Chinpokomon - some familiar looking Japanese toys brainwash every kid in America.

Starvin Marvin in Space - The Boys help Starvin Marvin when some missionairies invade his country.

Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery - The Band Korn help the boys solve a Halloween mystery in this hilarious Scooby-Doo spoof.

Hooked on Monkey Phonics - Two strange, sheltered home-school kids decide to go to South Park Elementary.

The Red Badge of Gayness - Cartman decides to conquer America and change the outcome of the Civil War to win a bet with Stan and Kyle.

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics - a collection of South Park Christmas songs.

Are you there God? It's Me, Jesus - Jesus is upset that no one cares about him anymore. Cartman thinks he is having a period.

World Wide Recorder Concert - The boys come up with a ridiculous plan to get revenge on some New York kids who made fun of them.

All of these episodes are hilarious. You have to buy this.

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Aw, man, this gonna suck donkey balls.  Dec 17, 2004
South Park, what can I say. Being a teenager, it's hard to exploain the instinctive attraction to South Park. Is it the witty dialogue? No. Is it the animation? No. Is it the songs that regurlarly intrude the characters world? No.

It's all of them, helped along by its creators.

This seasons houses some of my most fave episodes.

Rainforest Schmainforest- Jennifer Anniston guest stars as a environmental activist, who changes sides after the touring choir group Kenny, Stan, Kyle and Cartman were forced into gets lost in Costa Rican rainforest. Plus, young Kenny gets a girlfriend, who prevents his trademark death. (Highlight- The alternate version to the 'Getting Gay with Kids' song) 10/10

Chinpokomon- A great look at how totally not cool pokemon could have been, had they been called Chinpokomon, and controlled by Japanese people that want to take over Pearl Harbour. (Highlight- the chinpokomon called Shoe, who is indeed, a shoe) 10/10

Jewbilee- One third of a special trilogy, sends Kenny and Kyle to Jewbilee, a Jewish camp, where the jews pray to 'Moses'. Kenny sneaks along cause he wants to hang out ith Kyle, but he i=eventually has to save the world from the evil 'Haman'. (Highlight- The 'squirts' trying to capture a bear, but slowly being picked off one by one, to the leader's dismay) 10/10

The Succubus- Chef mysteriously falls in love with a woman, and quits his cafeteria job. The kids then discover a horrifying secret about his bride to be. (highlight- Chef's parents arguing over the Loch Ness monster) 10/10

It really is a fantastic series, better than the newer episodes, which frankly, aren't that good. It also has the best voices of all the seasons. Eventually, side characters like the Principal and the Mayor will have their voices changed. But they're the best here.

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"No cake for the impuritor"  Dec 19, 2003 By bill_the_great
South Park: The Complete Third Season is simply the best South Park DVD set available. The quality of the animation, writing and just plain goofiness is leagues ahead of the first two seasons (even though both were excellent). In season three, Trey Parker and Matt Stone make inspired swipes at: rainforest activists, Pat Robertson, home-schooled kids, pokemon, Jar-Jar Binks, Civil War reinactors, Yoko Ono and Sally Struthers (again).

The DVD packaging itself is fairly spartan in the tradition of the last two seasons. The selling point this season is that Trey and Matt give commentaries for each episode (or as they aptly christened it "commentary mini". The commentaries are short and sweet and many don't last much more than four minutes. Some have criticized them for being to short, but I think that the critics miss the point. Trey and Matt specifically said they didn't want any BS and just wanted to give some behind the scenes info and not bore the viewers with useless info for the whole 25 minutes.

The bottom line is this, if you are South Park fan, you simply cannot do without this great DVD set.

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